About Dave Bartlett information
Who is Dave Bartlett? "Acumen with added balls! (or is it bollocks with a bit of acuity?)"
If you're looking for Dave Bartlett, the handsome, young, dynamic playboy who collects fast cars and fast boats, has a penthouse in the city and a large house in the country, the one who men envy and women desire, the guy who's always fun to be with and an absolute joy to just be in the presence of.... then I'm afraid your search continues.
If on the other hand, you're looking for Dave Bartlett, the overweight, balding middle-aged sad, boring git, then congratulations: you've just found him!
- Enthusiastic storyteller by nature
- Writer of fantasy & science fiction by aspiration
- Author of fantasy epics by ambition
- Lottery millionaire in waiting
I'm a married man in my fifties (so far.) I was born during the first quarter of 1958, but experienced my formative years throughout the sixties and the seventies, so you could say that I'm a child of the sixties and a product of the seventies, though of course I'm also a product of the '90s and the '00s (I've omitted to mention the '80s mainly because I spent a large part of that decade in a regular state of drunkenness during much of my leisure time.)
...and if you want to know what I'm really like, you can read the stuff on my blogs, or a good start would be:
Dave Bartlett Comments
Why did the chicken get a penalty? For fowl play.